Condoleeza Rice

U.S. Department of State
2201 C Street NW
Washington, DC 20520

Dear Dr. Rice,

Congratulations on your new job as Secretary of State!  I think it’s a great honor you’ve earned.  You’re one of the greatest National Security Advisers ever, and you’ll do a really great job at the State Department.

I know you’re busy with your new job and all, but I’m having a pizza party at my house on Sunday, March 27, 2005.  It’s nothing big, just a little get-together between friends.  Real laid back.  We’re going to chill, order pizza, watch some adult swim cartoons. 

I mean, I hope this isn’t weird or anything.  I just think you’re totally cool and cute and really smart and everything.  I mean, I’m totally just asking you over as a friend, you know?  So don’t like, get freaked out or anything.

We won’t even have to talk politics or anything.  Just good people, good times, good food.  We’re a really cool group and I think you’d like hanging out with us.  I’m enclosing a list of directions to my hometown, and a map to my house.

You can bring a friend or whatever if you want; that’s totally cool. 

If you’re going to come, could you please let me know if there’s any pizza topping you’re allergic to, or that you don’t like to eat? 

Thanks,

Ryan Arey