On Thursday, November 20, West Union Attorney Danny Bubp announced that his utterly frightening smile is a candidate for the 88^th District State Representative seat. 

Bubp's smile graduated from the University of Cincinnati in 1978, then served as second lieutenant in the United States Marine Corps.  Though the smile has no political experience, it does boast two rows of large, straight, and glistening teeth. 

When questioned about his smile's lack of political experience, Bubp said, "I'm confident that the people of this county will look past my smile's inexperience when it is thrust in their faces."  Bubp then lifted the corners of his mouth, locked his jaw, and beamed at the camera relentlessly for 18 minutes. 

If elected, the smile promises to be brushed after every meal, as well as flossed and rinsed daily.  "The last thing the people of my district want," said the smile, "Is to elect a dirty mouth."  The smile further promised that all its bicuspids, molars, and fillings would work tirelessly for the workingman.