DAD
Theodore!  Get down here, we're ready for church!  Theodore!

Blood Tooth enters with a boom box.  Rock is his God.  He has long hair, tatoos, jeans and never wears a shirt.  Never.  

The Earth rattles when Dad sees how he is dressed.

DAD (CONTD)
What the hell do you think you're doing?

MOM
You are not going to church like that!

BLOOD TOOTH
This is who I am!

DAD
Put on a shirt, Theodore.

BLOOD TOOTH
Theodore is my slave name!  You will call me by my Rock name, Blood Tooth.

DAD
Look what that heavy metal music has done to you.  For the love of God.

BLOOD TOOTH
God?  Let me tell you about God, old man!  Blood Tooth worships the greatest of all gods.  The god of Rock! 

Blood Tooth presses play on his boom box.  AC/DCs "Shook me All Night Long" plays.

Blood Tooth stands up on a table.

Mom shuts off the boom box. 

MOM
Enough of that music!  Do you want God to strike down this house?  Is that what you want?

DAD
Because Jesus will come right down here and kick your ass, Theodore.  He'll put his sandal so far in your ass it'll get stuck up there.  And you'll look awful silly with a Jesus dangling out of your asshole.

Blood Tooth hops down from the table.

BLOOD TOOTH
Up yours old man.

DAD
Get out of my house.

Dad decks him in the mouth.

DAD
From now on, I have no son.

Blood Tooth stands, wiping the blood from his mouth.

BLOOD TOOTH
Okay, fine.  But Blood Tooth will be back for his CDs.  And his posters.  And keep your hands off his Evil Dead 2 DVD.  I'm gonna find my girlfriend Mary Sue and we'll have a murder suicide.  Then we'll rule Hell together.  You'll burn, old man.

DAD
Oh, yeah right.  Go ahead and try to kill yourself.  I'm sure you'll screw that up too.

Blood Tooth exits.

MOM
Is it still raining out there?

Blood Tooth enters.

BLOOD TOOTH
Blood Tooth will take an umbrella to liberate him from the rain.

INT. MARY SUES BEDROOM

We're in the bedroom of Mary Sue, Blood Tooth's preppy girlfriend.  She's talking on the phone.

MARY SUE
So then I was like totally yeah and she didnt know like what the hell so I just said bitch get the fuck away you little slut and she was all the fuck like hey slut.
Theres a knock at her door.

MARY SUE (CONTD)
Like who is it?

BLOOD TOOTH
Mary Sue, it's an emergency.  Our world is dying.

She opens the door.  Blood Tooth enters with his boom box and sits on the bed.

MARY SUE
Hi Theodore.

BLOOD TOOTH
(whiny)
No!  No, no no!  I told you to call me Blood Tooth!

MARY SUE
Whatever. 
(in the phone)
So I have to go now bye. 
(to Blood Tooth)
So did you want to feel me up or something?  I'm going to the mall so let's do it fast.

Blood Tooth stands up.

BLOOD TOOTH
No, Mary Sue.  I came to blow your brains out.

He  hits the boom box.  AC/DCs "Shook me All Night Long" plays.

BLOOD TOOTH (CONTD)
Rock and Roll.

Mary Sue turns down the music.

MARY SUE
Blow my brains out?  Look, I told you on Prom Night, I'm not ready yet.  Girls need time. 

BLOOD TOOTH
No, you don't understand.  I'm gonna do you, then I'm going to do me.

MARY SUE
Uhm...okay!  I am so totally not ready for that!  Can't we stick to heavy petting?

BLOOD TOOTH
Mary Sue, listen...I am going to shoot you in the head with my gun!

MARY SUE
Look, I want my first time to really mean something.  I want to be in love.

BLOOD TOOTH
I am going to kill you and then kill myself.  It's called a murder/suicide.

MARY SUE
Look, it doesn't matter what the kids are calling it on the street.  Jesus says no.

Blood Tooth pulls out a gun.

BLOOD TOOTH
Don't worry Mary Sue.  We'll get married on an alter of skulls and make love in a sea of blood.

MARY SUE
Ewwwww!  You're such a 'tard.  Give me that gun. 

She takes the gun from him without a fight.  Blood Tooth is at a loss for words.

BLOOD TOOTH
My old man gives me so much shit.  "Where do you think you're going?"  "When will you be back?"  "Shut the bathroom door if youre going to do that."  Someday they'll all bleed.

A beat.  Mary Sue starts hitting him with a pillow, punctuating her words.

MARY SUE
You..are..scaring..me..to..death! 

BLOOD TOOTH
Ow!  Stop it!  Hey!  God!

MARY SUE
Go to hell!

BLOOD TOOTH
Well...I'm trying! 
(like a child)
C'mon!  Commit suicide with me!

MARY SUE
Not now, I have a headache.

BLOOD TOOTH
You know what would make your headache go away?

MARY SUE
No, what?

He holds a dagger toward her, suggestively.

BLOOD TOOTH
Committing suicide.

She starts to shove him out the door.

MARY SUE
Get out.

BLOOD TOOTH
Wait, Mary Sue.  Maybe I was too hasty.  What if we just each cut off a finger? 

MARY SUE
I can't hear you because you're leaving.

BLOOD TOOTH
Well death will get to you, too.  When it does, I'll already be part of the ruling circle of Hell!  I'm breaking up with you!

INT. LIVING ROOM
Dad and mom are siting down, watching TV.  Blood Tooth enters.

BLOOD TOOTH
Dad, can I come home?

DAD
No.

BLOOD TOOTH
Okay.

Blood Tooth exits.