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Instead of answering the door, Ryan decides to take some LSD, or as it is known on the street, "dropping acid." 
 
The following is a transcription of the events that transpired between Ryan and Charlie the Tuna, as they occurred.

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In Accordance With Prophecy

 

Feelings.  Only Feelings.

Swimming, Spinning,

Lost and Stirring,

Dipping, Rolling, Searing, Soothing,

Cruel, Caring, Stopping, Sharing

No More.  No Less.

Didn't ask.  Won't tell.

Never saw.  Missed it all.

Only grave.  Nothing at all.

 

Feelings, Swimming

Trapped and Pinning

Forty peelings, nothing pending

Solely soil, the end of toil

Feelings, fun

Nothing Done

All work, no play

End of night, End of day

Flames, fight, out of sight!

Nothing more, Nothing might

Taken wrong.  Taken Right.

Taken bliss.  Taken blight. 

Searing, Soothing, Dipping, Pending

End of night.  Out of sight!

Say the words.  Clap your hands.

The day has come, in all the lands

Fasting, lasting, still, everlasting

More, all, saw it all

Legend, men, END OF SIN

Stirring pool, never ending

Never penitent, always pending

Do all.  See all.  Perform all.

Never matters.  Never ends.

Never saw the productive ends.

Couldn't tell, lost to me.

Climbing, climbing, so tall a tree.

Higher, higher, still above and high

Reaching hands toward sweet sky

Always grasping, never touching

Always feeling, never lasting

 

 

Loving, Caring, Giving, Sharing

Loving, Living, Caring, Giving

Woman, man, take my hand

Child, life, out of sight!

Living on, Moving on, out of sight

Life, life, there is so much life! 

 

Feeling tall, saw it all

Head, Bird, Great Big Turd

Feel the mix, a hickory switch

Feel your mouth, inside the bird

Feel my life, as yet unheard

Feel the grasp of life away

Feel the life shade away

See the shade go to the moon

Flee from anguish, Coming Soon

Saw it all, from the tree

Witnessed eyes, family ties

Breaking, Burning, Napping, Snapping

Pulling, tugging, What's the mugging?

Feel the tree, feel the fog

Down into the restless bog

Never-ending, never saw

Saw the means to end it all

Pits of burning, churning, butter

Locked up tight by a man named Sutter

No sense, no name

No path to church

No light, No blight

No tall, No small

No lamp, No free

No pool, No tree

Feelings churning,

Soothing, burning

Feel it tall

Feel at all?

Nothing left

Only feet


Guiding light

Only feet

Onward, onward

Push, slight push

Pulling light, pulling tush

Tugging, Nagging, On and On

Restless, restless, my Lord is on

Ever end?  Always going?

Life to exist?  Never sewing?

Now is the time

None other is near

Tell my heart

The truth is clear

Where did they all go?

I lost them somewhere

Lost it all, never saw

Never fell, couldn't tell

Fear of Lord

Fear of Fate

Fear of my darling late

Always on, Never Show

Push on by, winds that blow

Life can't see

Pain won't tell

My love won't know, hearts won't tell

Bell, bell, hear the bell

Rising, singing, Always dinging

Joy, Joy, So much Joy!

Dancing, Singing, Love is Kinging!

Happy, laughing, smiling, tapping

End of night?  Joy in sight?

Never ending, always pending

Over, over, too tall and over

Through, through, lost track of you

Fires dancing, keeping prancing

Food, song, drink and smoke

Keeping distance from this bloke

Pain lives on

Crusts the soul

Only knowing, never shown

Life is such a hollow bowl

Never told, Couldn't tell

Life only wanted to ring the bell

Sweet song of Joy

Redemption is Thee

Walking, Talking, toward my tree

Falling down, picking up

 

Feeling there, getting stuck

Pushing back, pushing fro

Loving all, don't you know?

Never ending, such a breeze

Sweet soft whistle

Through the trees

Journey Ending

Nothing pending

Heart's still sending

Love's still standing

Saw it all

Wasn't too tall

Love you all

Miss by ball

Love you all

Thank You, God

Love you all

Love you all

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