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It Seeking It
Asexual Larva Creature seeking reproductive encounter with asexual
creature to mutually pollinate. Have male and female sex organs, and my citellum
is bursting with cocoons and fertilizer. Need approximately 2-3 seconds to exchange
fluids, embryos.
Lonely Morlock King
I, Zafron, am King of the Morlocks, Lord of the Underworld. I wish to marry the Queen of the Human World, so that our kingdoms may be united. No longer will my people be outcasts. I
demand a suitable bride or there will be war! Non-smoker!
Desperate in Queens
Lonely 40-ish mother of two, enjoys reading. Didn't get any responses to human personal ads, thought I'd have better luck with mutants. Live in a spacious, aboveground, human apartment. Have lots of raw fish heads, if that's your thing.
Sex Beast
Monkeyman, in constant state of arousal and needing continuous
sexual stimulation. Race is unimpt. Must
at least be willing to lay still and let me hump.
Moon Predator
Extremely large mutant of ambiguous species, with an eleven-foot
penis. Seeking creature that will not be killed by intercourse, must possess powerful,
cavernous vagina. I love cats, provided they are malleable and easy to chew. Currently living in caverns underneath park, and I hunt at every tenth moon. Schedule inflexible.
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Ironically Mutated CEO
Roar! I was once
a man. CEO of Toxico. Women loved
me. Now, ironically, I'm transformed into a beast, and cursed to live among freaks
I created! I need a woman who can cook the alley cats I hunt and catch. Hate raw rats! (But also love raw rats.) Woman must not mind mercurial shifts of mood between civilized and bestial states.
Gorlock
Gorlock lonely. Sad
since men kill Gorlock's mother. Gorlock have no thumbs. Cannot masturbate.
Lizard-Man Seeks Virgin
Single lizard mutation, desires a human mate. Virgin, unsullied, pure for me to ravage and eventually devour. Must
possess young, supple flesh. Willing to live in a sewer and pick excess skin
from my flesh a must. No Puerto Ricans, please.
Single Parent
Half fish/half bear, with younglings, seeking female mate to
first spawn, then suckle younglings. Must be nurturing, no infantcide or cannibalism,
please.
Forlorn Magpie
Bird-man, enjoys looking at, and chasing, shiny things. Need wife who can find, decorate nest with shiny things. Spoons, jewelry, scissors, change, or spoons are all acceptable.
Shiny wife preferred.
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