The first meting of the Meigs Township Orchid Club will meet, and gossip,
this weekend. Members will be invited to speak about the various orchids we've
cultivated over the past month. Following the discussion, we will ensue with
three hours of marathon gossiping. Among the topics for hearsay: Ethel's new
hairdo, that Jones boy, and how can Bill afford his new truck. Members not present
will be talked about as well.
If any community members have an interest in orchids, or bearing false witness
against their neighbors, please contact us.