Empty

Look

Look at my empty Cola can

Sitting here, empty

Beside my hand

What if it would walk for me?

What sort of joys and thrills there be?

Stand-up, dance around

Jumping up, gettin' down

My empty cola can

Talks to me

Of places past

And future be

And it's my friend

He and me

If it could walk

And wasnt empty

Maddy Moo Music

Maddy Moo made music

But not with her armpit or her elbow

She didn't use the drums

The tuba or an oboe

She only used one instrument

I bet you'd never guess what

Until you saw Maddy Moo

Making music, with her toothbrush

"But it's for cleaning your teeth

"Or they'll fall out" her parents brayed

Maddy never heard them

Only the music that she played

Soon her teeth turned yellow

Then an ugly shade of green

Then her mouth began to rot

The saddest sight you've ever seen

When she had an empty mouth

A-gummin' down her food

The toothbrush still made pleasant music

Played by Maddy Moo

How do Fish Breathe Underwater?

Daddy, how do fish breath underwater?

And how do doggies swim

Why do the birds fly?

And why'd you name my brother "Tim"?

Daddy, what color is fusche?

And why is the sky blue?

Daddy, if I make some wings

Could I fly like a bird, too?

How much longer till I'm old enough

To grow a full-faced beard?

Daddy, where would the car go

If it wasn't being steered?

Why's the living room got carpet

And not the bathroom floor?

Where do babies come from?

And what's behind that door?

Why do the stars shine?

And how do bunnies hop?

Daddy!  I'm not sleepy cause

I drank 'bout ten soda pops.