I once loved a girl, Linda Loo

She smoked and cussed like a man, yes it's true

But sin caught up with her at the end of a gun

Now she's down in hell an' the devil's a-havin' his fun

(Chorus)

Oh Linda Loo, Linda Loo,

I miss you

Dinin' with the devil

Cause church was never

The place for you

Oh Linda Loo, Linda Loo

I'm so blue

I'm up here cryin'

And slowly dyin'

While the Dark Lord

Rapes n' tortures you

Now when this ol' world decides to set me free

I can't bare to apart from you for eternity

I'll tell the Lord that he can keep his heavenly throne

Be ready Lucifer, I'm a-comin' home

(Crazy solo with piano and drums)

Well nothing says love or eternal desire

Like burnin' with your baby in a sulphur fire

In the cumpny of Hilter and Stalin

Oh my baby, I'm fallin'

For you

Oh Linda Loo, Linda Loo,

I miss you

Dinin' with the devil

Cause church was never

The place for you

Oh Linda Loo, Linda Loo

I'm so blue

I'm up here cryin'

And slowly dyin'

Eatin' maggots and rats

Weasels and bats

While goblins are chewin' on my excess fat

Screaming with my Linda Loo

Spending eternity lovin' you

Screaming with my Linda Loo

Spending eternity lovin' you