Boca Raton, FL-Last night at the Funky Buddha Lounge Ryan proposed to, and married, a Jew that he had been seeing for several
weeks.
The proposal was the ending for his standup act that evening. The act began with the "Black
Man Standup" routine, wherein Ryan pretends to be a nervous comedian reading jokes originally written for a black comedian.
The bit was a rousing success, but served mainly as a precursor for his eventual wedding to the Lady Jewess in attendance.
Following the bit "signs," Ryan gave the audience a heartfelt monologue about his feelings for the Jew, before proposing
they spend the rest of their lives together.
The Jew, who does not believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God, accepted
and ran to the stage. The music from Moulin Rogue's "Elephant Medley" suddenly blared over the speakers, and the pair
embraced as Ewan McGregor sang "Love Lift Us Up Where we Belong."
Ryan and the Zionist then gave wedding
invitations (image forthcoming) to their audience.
The evening's Master of Ceremonies,
himself also descended from a tribe of Israel, then revealed he was ordained and would marry the two on the spot.
Some guy, who might have been Jewish, served as best man.
