Coral Springs, FL--Just moments ago, team Ryan Arey just put together a first-rate bowel-movement.  The BM occurred on January 11th between 9:37 and 9:42 am, EST.  Ryan's anus issued the following statement:

"It takes one anus to make a bowel movement, and often times that one anus receives all the glory.  But I'm just one asshole that's part of a team, and I'd like to mention the people who made this shit happen.  First, always, to God and Jesus Christ, through whom all great shits are possible.  Second, to Yolanda at Dunkin' Donuts.  That coffee really got everything moving today.  Finally I want to thank Jonathan Martin, of Politico, for his delightful piece about the 2008 Democratic elections.  If Ryan hadn't been so enthralled by the piece, he may have cut the BM short, and we'd all be wiping the turd right now."

The anus added, "See you all in about four to five hours."