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Hullo-hullo, this is William Howard Taft, 28th President
of the United States and Ryan Arey-phile. As president, I was known for a strong economic policy,
goodwill toward foreign powers, and my enormous girth. The only thing about me more burgeoning than my small intestines is
my great-great love of Ryan Arey, and his work, harumph-harumph. Harumph. Hail Satan.
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