State Representative Danny Bubp

77 S. High St.  11^th Floor
Columbus, OH 43215

Dear Representative Bubp,

I’m very happy you won your seat for the 88^th District Rep.  I’m hoping you’ll be the man who finally does something about the homosexual problem we’re having.  I am sick and tired of homosexuals nosing around in my affairs. 

You see, there’s a gang of seven or eight homosexuals that prance around my neighborhood, tearing stuff up and making noise.  I used to look out my window and see the little cedar maple my father planted when I was born.  Now all I see are gays, faggots, fruits, queers, and queens.  It’s not fair!

The police don’t seem to want to handle it, so I’m glad we finally we have a man with the grit to stand up and fight the fairies.

Sincerely,

Ryan Arey